NEWSFLASH: Lucy has been Kicked out of Canada for Moose Rape!

[starguard]

I knew there was something strange about that child.

Proof: http://www.trollvalhalla.com/index.php?topic=38375.0

 

[Coyote Ugly]

I dunno. I think that's actually a sport in some provinces.

 

[Bickendan]

Sounds like northern Saskatchewan.