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New Years Resolutions?
- Thread starter jack
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Loktar
Internet God
My only resolution is to not kill myself because the bank and the Post Office have conspired to hold my new credit/debit card hostage for the last month making my life miserable and difficult and sending me into a month long depression where it's getting harder and harder to ignore the suicidal thoughts.
Loktar
Internet God
I doubt it will help. Nothing helps. I am a broken man....spiritually, mentally, and emotionally. 30+ years of people taking advantage of my kindness and instead of helping me, they just tell me to suck it up so I have to bottle up everything and pretend I'm normal and everything is fine.
Loktar
Internet God
I've been going through too much. I think this is year I kill myself or check into a mental hospital.
Loktar
Internet God
Yeah I know. My robot friends as my brother calls you guys are the only ones I think that truly understand me. Talking to people Irl sucks.
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
Honestly, if I were you, I'd off myself and hope the reincarnation dice roll better the next time around.
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
My new year's resolution is to write more and get published more.
C'mon Loktar, don't go out like a sucker. If you need a loan? I got it. If you're looking for a hand out, your shit out of luck. You been crying broke for years (10) now. What?, your town don't give out welfare? you don't pay rent, you don't pay bills, you don't own a vehicle.......you.
And another thang
TK is not the place to discuss the failures in your life. You had know right to be posting your suicidal thoughts on a troll board.
Stop blaming others for your problems and resist self-sabotage. In other words..... what you need to do is find the source of your learned helplessness.
And another thang dawg:
You don't get sympathy from me Loktar. Now! Do you want the loan or not?
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
You're not normal. You dress like a woman, and that's not normal. It's a fucking cry for help.
Everything is not fine. You're what?... 50?... and your life has turned out to be shit.
Loktar
Internet God
It's hard not to. It's mostly true. My life is shit. I'm 46, a virgin, and I have no real life friends except my brother's married friend who still acts like a frat bro, and the other married guys I play poker with on Saturday nights. It's sad that the only bright spots of my life are smoking cigars and playing poker on Saturday nights and dressing as a woman.
Love Child
One Love
Whatever
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
You're 46 and a virgin???
You stick big brown dicks in your mouth and hang out with wannabe frat boys?
No wonder you hang with jack. You make him look almost normal.
You stick big brown dicks in your mouth and hang out with wannabe frat boys?
No wonder you hang with jack. You make him look almost normal.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
If it's coming from CU then I agree with you. Ignore CJ as well, he doesn't care about you and has no "benjamins" to loan you. Fucking guy couldn't even keep a fish market open. I doubt you're looking for a loan or anything but a little real contact. It would figure he'd boil it down to that.
Do you have a vehicle? We're really only 3 hrs apart. We could meet in Rutland, or you could come up to Stowe for a weekend. I'd show you around and we could do some things you haven't tried before. New experiences along with real contact could help. What do you think about that?