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New Year's Eve party 2 DAYS EARLY

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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bleh.. I have to go to the woods and party. I STILL FEEL SICK BUT DOES THEY CARE? NO! Come to the party Cassie, it will be fun. I will do my best to drink as many beers as possible and post DRNUCL later tonight.
 
YAY!
and if you get really fed up, barf ! THAT'LL larn 'em!
also gives you a good excuse to leave the party to come and spam drunkenly. Have fun!
 
Cassie said:
I have to go to the woods and party.
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Is this a Wiccan thing?

I plan on not drinking as much this year, so I doubt I'll get trashed on New Year's Eve. I may not even go out. It's the lamest excuse for a holiday on the calendar.
 
Well, you know that I live amongst a bunch of rednecks. Their idea of partying is going to the woods and drinking beers.

WHAT REALLY SCARES ME is that my cousin broke up with his girlfriend and he's been looking at me creepily. I SHIT YOU NOT!! I hear banjos playing when he's around. IF I get drunk WHAT IF I LOOK AT HIM CREEPILY? He is my stepcousin but STILL this does not bode well, IMO!
 
Well, you folks also like to shoot things, so keep the double-gauge handy in the event of a kissin' cousin alert. ;)
 
EEEK! KEEP US POSTED ON THE CREEPINESS THAT UNFOLDS!
 
I have a friend's surprise birthday party to go to on the 2nd - that will involve plenty of damaged brains cells as it is, thank you very much. I'd just as soon sit the silliness on Dec. 31st out too.
 
He came over Monday to get some wood (LOL) from a tree that we cut down ANYWAY.. we were all standing around talking about whatever and I looked over at him and he had a CUM FUCK ME GRIN on his face I SWEAR and I looked away really fast because I wanted to laugh and that would have been rude. THE LOOK was kinda maniacal.
 
You have my sympathies for living in a real-life version of "Deliverance." :D

SQUEAL!
 
lol.. I wish you could be here to protect me.
 
OK.. I have to go put some pants on.. it's too hot to wear jeans but if I don't I will be mosquito bitten on top of cousin molested. I AM NOT NAKED YUB, OK?

GOODNIGHT MF'RS WISH ME LUCK!!!
 
NITEY NITE BE SURE TO SLEEP WITH THE SAFETY OFF LOL BLAM!
 
GOOD LUCK CASSIE DONT PASS OUT BEFORE POSTING HERE DRUNK!
 
Be sure to post pantless pics while drunk and tell your evil cousin you're dating CAPTAINWACKY from SCOTLAND. He'll believe that!
 
Good luck & God speed Cassie!
 
*checks to see if drunk cassie has posted yet*

nope.
 
I hope drunk Cassie tells us a story about the woods.
 
Will there be punch and pie?
 
Someone might get a punch....as for the pie...aint going there, amigo.
 
OK so the party was kind of dull. MY CHASTITY IS SAFE! There was more eating going on than drinking. The food was delicious.. pork loin roasted over a low oak fire for a few hours. IT WAS GOOD.

My cousin got one of those beard trimmer things for Christmas and he zipped off half his mustache on accident and ended up shaving the whole thing off. He looks A LOT less creepy now. OMG BANJOS!! lol there were no creepy looks that I noticed. Maybe it was the mustache that was creepy? well the mustache plus the leering.

ON a redneck note: My creepy cousin's sister (also my cousin) had a stroke earlier this year, and now she says the funniest shit. She said "porch monkey" A LOT.. but she talks like a baby, so she was saying porch monkey in baby talk. I guess you had to be there WHATEVER.

If my cousin ever looks at me with that crazy desperate look again I WILL tell him that my bf CAPTAINWACKY will come over from Scotland and kick his redneck ass.
 
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