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[CaptainWacky]

‘Days of Abandonment,’ Starring Natalie Portman, Dead at HBO (Exclusive)

The Oscar winner stepped down from the film, based on the novel by 'My Brilliant Friend' author Elena Ferrante.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

Natalie...?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NATALIE

 

[Mentalist]

 

[The Question]

NATALIE PORTMAN is an anagram of ALIEN AT PROM.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Mentalist]

IS SHE EVEN REAL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hey, I think I like her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mentalist]

I CANT FUCKING COPE.

 

[StarMan™]

One day, Joe Biden will walk / jog up to a WH podium to announce the paradigm-smashing news that we are not alone in the universe. Even more astonishingly, he will introduce an alien envoy, who will address all of humanity.

That alien will be Natalie Portman.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And then the killing begins.

 

[Mentalist]

Natalie is one of the strongest arguments for intelligent design.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And you? What would you do for Natalie?

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mentalist]

Elle France, 2021

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mentalist]

Diorskin (2021)

 

[Mentalist]

 

[CaptainWacky]

GIVE US THE THOR TRAILER FOUR MONTHS EARLY DISNEY.

 

[Mentalist]