Nascent Drama

[SSgt_Sniper]

Cleary, hijacking the account was worse. You being abandoned was just hilarity. Also if you weren't a flaming jackass.........



Just saying.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Clearly, because I could handle that.

I adapted and overcame, not shit myself crying like the whiny little bitch as some claim.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

I think the sympathy sex you were getting off it probably had a lot to do with that.

Pity sex is probably your only sex tbh.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I think the sympathy sex you were getting off it probably had a lot to do with that.

Pity sex is probably your only sex tbh.

LOL you have no idea.

That's ok, I no longer even care if you're real or a dual.

You're a retarded fucking fake in either case, "ssgt"

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Remember kiddies, it's down the road, not across the street.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Uh yeah. I survived 3 years in foster care, my dad dying, a failed marriage, a mom in prison, and four years in the Marine Corps without ever ATTEMPTING suicide.

Internetz drama won't do me in either.

 

[The Dork Lord]

^Fuck it. Troll me.

 

[Loktar]

^Fuck it. Troll me.

Impossible. Life has already trolled you.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

That's the idea, numbnuts.


You're so fail. You complain that someone else is horrible, and then fall flatfaced against someone who decides to give it a go.


Maybe you really are too Emokid to get it.

 

[The Dork Lord]

That's the idea, numbnuts.


You're so fail. You complain that someone else is horrible, and then fall flatfaced against someone who decides to give it a go.


Maybe you really are too Emokid to get it.

I must be fail. I have no idea what you're babbling about.

"emokid" LOLOLOL

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Why don't you go and fall in love with another member of the forum about it.


Too soon?

 

[The Dork Lord]

You already posted that one

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Why don't you go fall in love with another member of the forum about it.

It can't be said enough times. It's that fucking hilarious.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm glad you're so easily amused.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

You really should be bottled and sold to Hollywood. Writers could drink your stupid and comedy would magically appear on the paper!!

Hey look I think I found a way to make you useful!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm getting this much clueless verbal wanking out of you.

That's pretty useful

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Okay okay I gotta say it one more time then I'll let it rest:

Why don't you go fall in love with another member of the forum about it.

Second thought: I lied, I'm not letting that one go that easy.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Okay okay I gotta say it one more time then I'll let it rest:

Why don't you go fall in love with another member of the forum about it.

Second thought: I lied, I'm not letting that one go that easy.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Yes you do really resemble a dead equine. Thanks for pointing that out.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Oh wow. Being intentionally obtuse. No one's ever tried THAT tactic before...

*hums SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M BEATING A DEAD HORSE under breath*