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My TK Wife, lend me your tastebuds.

The Question

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Banned.
We have here, in a tumbler full of crushed ice, 2 dashes of Angostura bitters, 3 oz. of all natural lemonade, 2 oz of Jim Beam Devil's Cut 90-proof Bourbon, another layer of lemonade and a top layer of Bourbon.
 
Well that sounds delicious.
 
Indeed it is. Just the drink to go with a game of strip poker. Probably not Twister, though. :)
 
Poker it is. Huzzah.
 
Let's up the ante.
 
You want to get into a drinking and poker match with me? Bwahahahahaha.
 
If I lose, my TK Wife, I am certain you have some stakes in mind.
 
Hmmm...I'll think about it. I'm suddenly developing a headache.
 
Well, this is only a suggestion, my TK Wife, but 35mm film is much more effective for photography than headaches.
 
And here I thought a powerful orgasm was the best headache reliever. My mistake.
 
Ouch.
 
And here I thought a powerful orgasm was the best headache reliever. My mistake.

Dear TK Wife, I shall never force you to compromise. You will never have to settle for a mere ORgasm. I shall ensure that you have only the best ANDgasms.
 
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