My New Toy

[jack]

Whether you're prepping for the eventual downfall of humanity, you're a serious survivalist looking for an addition to your bug-out bag, or you're just a collector of bizarre weaponry, you need the Survival Slingshot. This multipurpose weapon accommodates normal slingshot balls, as well as full-size arrows — thanks to its folding whisker biscuit — so you can target shoot, bow fish, and hunt small game. Its rail system allows it to hold an included flashlight, as well as a range of additional attachments, while a compass and a waterproof storage area make it a versatile tool for handling the toughest situations nature throws your way.

 

[Mr. Toad]

unstable psychopaths like you shouldn't be allowed to own deadly weapons

 

['Gear]

From now on I'm going to think of Toad as ' The Folding Whisker Biscuit'.

 

[eloisel]

There is something to be said about fitting a full sized arrow in a folded whisker biscuit. I wonder if it is a flaky enveloping scratchy tickle.

 

['Gear]

There is something to be said about fitting a full sized arrow in a folded whisker biscuit.

That's what she said?

 

[eloisel]

Yes.

 

['Gear]

Jack's going to get bent if we keep making his threads entertaining.

 

[eloisel]

Hmmm... trying to picture Jack unbent.

Give me a few minutes ...

 

[Seph]

Take a week.

 

[Mr. Toad]

eloisel you need to clear out your private message inbox, you have too many mesasges

 

[jack]

Take a week.

Just long enough for you to get your nose out of my ass.

 

[Mr. Toad]

not everybody has their face deeply up your ass like gear does,

 

['Gear]

And Whisker Biscuit folds again.

 

[Mr. Toad]

god you're on Troll Korner 24/7 Gear, even more than Vap.

haven't you got a life? sad

 

['Gear]

How'd you notice?

 

[eloisel]

It is easy when our multiple personalities take turns and live in different time zones.

 

[eloisel]

eloisel you need to clear out your private message inbox, you have too many mesasges

You are mistaken. Furthermore, those messages contain items of interest that I am unwilling to remove from the cyberverse. I've deleted yours so you may be able to send me another. However, be aware, I've deemed your messages as the read last variety.

 

[Mr. Toad]

if I was mistaken then why do I get this message?

eloisel has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.

 

[eloisel]

You are mistaken in directing me to delete messages I wish to keep so you may send me messages when I've already told you not to send me messages. Bitch.

 

['Gear]

A great way to trap Whisker Biscuit is to put him in a wet paper sack and have him try to reason his way out.

Circles work pretty good too.

-Capt. Obvious