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My Golden Path

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
And so it will come to pass that on 100,000 posts the Wacky entity will seemingly die; though on the surface a mere disappearance his friends will inevitably come to the conclusion that he must have died, for nothing else could have sundered him from his beloved Mine Field. Yet sundered he will not be, for from the very first post in forum 23 has insane plan has been playing out: with every post made another pearl of his awareness will be created until there will be more of him in the Mine Field than in his own head...at which point he will dissolve into the ether. But the Wacky entity will live, after a fashion, forever in the Mine Field, his presence resonating from every thread, every post, every meme until the death of the internet itself...
 
So let it be written, so let it be done!
 
Although I hope you don't die.
 
Not a death, but a change...
 
A promotion, maybe? Admiral Nutcase!
 
CaptainWacky to come back as Starscream and claim it was all a troll "HAW HAW HAW ;)"?
 
*salutes*
 
God Emperor Wacky!
 
He best not forget his axe.
 
We've still got another few thousand posts to go. We should have him till Sunday afternoon.
 
I dont to lose Wacky, he is my constant
 
He should post a story about hats.
 
kes leaving voyager all over again...
 
She had no axe.
 
Wacky's last post must be near water.
 
Wacky to buy a row boat?
 
If he does I hope he rows it gently by the sea
 
But not merrily.
 
Why not?
 
I cannot turn from the path. The process has begun and cannot be halted.
 
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