my five year old son just said

[Ishcabittle]

gimme gimme cum cum
I want some in my bum bum

no lie, that's what he just said

 

[Ishcabittle]

he is alternating between the above and:

yummy yummy cum cum
I want some in my tum tum

 

[Ishcabittle]

pretty proud dad over here, this kid is going to break some hearts, I tells ya

 

[Ishcabittle]

someday I'll be able to show him some gay porn and say, "you know son, if you really put your mind to it, you could be as good as those guys..."

 

[Ishcabittle]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Noticing the FBI van parked in the corner of this thread*

I just came in to see if I left my pen in here. Guess not. (leaves)

 

[Dr Dave]

One of my nephews called me "old" recently.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My five year old son just said "when are you going to reunite me with my TWIN BROTHER and the real father you stole me from? I HATE YOU!" Odd child!

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar to be CaptainWacky's twin brother?

 

[Loktar]

Loktar to be CaptainWacky's twin brother?

I thought Flintheart Glomgold was CaptainWacky's twin brother?

 

[whisky]

No, it's CommodoreDepression

 

[jack]

 

[CaptainWacky]

The lad is now asking me about this birthmark that reads "ISH..." on his ass, speculating that his twin has one reading "..."CABITTLE." I told him genetics don't work like that and grounded him.

 

[Dr Dave]

You should take away his switch.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

Send him to New Jersey.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If kids so great, how come they're still kids?

 

[Ishcabittle]

The lad is now asking me about this birthmark that reads "ISH..." on his ass, speculating that his twin has one reading "..."CABITTLE." I told him genetics don't work like that and grounded him.

let's get these two together for a play date, we'll go through all the various markings on them and see if they merge into one mega-marking that prophesied THE DOOM OF THE VORLDES

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG TWO OF THE FOUR HORSENOSES OF THE SHMAPOCALYPSO!

 

[Dr Dave]

DOOOMMMMED!!!!!!!!!!!!