My Baloney has a new last name

[I Love Cunt]

Its jack and eloisel

 

[I Love Cunt]

Just kidding I don't doubt the validity of any of this

 

[I Love Cunt]

I am just bored
and had a road rage incident earlier

 

[jack]

She will regret her lies.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Fucking Road Rage

I could not go any faster
It was the vehicle in front of me
Mother fuckers

 

[jack]

I love that. I want one of those neon banner thingies to put in my rearview saYIng stuff like "FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU!!

 

[I Love Cunt]

They gave me the gun to head sign

 

[I Love Cunt]

Fuck.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Was it seriously that important?

I flipped them off.

Should have flashed them instead

I wasn't prepared

 

[I Love Cunt]

I hate taligaters especially if I am not even in the fucking fast lane

we were all going slow

it was 5 o clock traffic

plus I am a speeder anyways (I have tickets too)

So I hate it when I am already speeding and someone is on my ass

fuckers

 

[Donovan]

when someone flips me off or does a road rage I laugh and blow them a kiss. Pisses them off way worse than a middle finger.

 

[Loktar]

She will regret her lies.

Damn her lying eyes.

 

[Another_Bozo]

One time Cookie fried some balony. Instead of using a little butter, a frying pan, and some onions he put it in the deep fryer. God that stuff was awful and it gave Ringmaster Ned gas and he was tooting farts all night!

 

[eloisel]

Damn her lying eyes.

My eyes have never told a lie. They've "said" other things like "if looks were daggers you'd be dead" and stuff like that.

 

[Loktar]

My eyes have never told a lie. They've "said" other things like "if looks were daggers you'd be dead" and stuff like that.

LIES!

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

 

[eloisel]

LIES!

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

If I go into the kitchen and make you a sammich because you demanded that I do so and then you eat that sammich, you do realize that it will probably be the last thing you ever do. Right?

What kind of sammich do you want?

Now, wait right there for me to make it for you.

 

[I Love Cunt]

when someone flips me off or does a road rage I laugh and blow them a kiss. Pisses them off way worse than a middle finger.

I used to say, "Merry Christmas"

I think I forgot to say that this dude put his finger to his head like it was a gun-y'know indicating he wanted to shoot me, yeah I kind of sped up and away after that. Fucked up individual LOL

 

[I Love Cunt]

Of course maybe it was directed at someone else

 

[I Love Cunt]

Don't know, don't care
dropped my pants
and came
by
the
river
tonight

 

[jack]

Sounds HAWT