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My arm

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Has been taken over by a giant plate hive. It itches.

That is all.
 
You need someone to kiss it all better! ;)
 
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Ishcabittle said:
We store this information in the great collective. It will be useful soon.
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I can't wait.
L_G sorry your arm itches. Damn those itches!
 
Take a box of cloves, soak it in warm grapeseed oil for a few hours, strain the cloves out and rub (gently) the oil into your skin.

Clove has natural anestheic qualities in it.
So it'll numb the itchy nerves.
 
Where do you get grapeseed oil? Don't say at the store either! Seriuosly-I've not seen it. And if this remedy works-I am impressed. Makes me want to jump into a patch of poison ivy just to try it.
 
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:bigass:
 
Love Child said:
Where do you get grapeseed oil? Don't say at the store either! Seriuosly-I've not seen it. And if this remedy works-I am impressed. Makes me want to jump into a patch of poison ivy just to try it.
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Healthfood stores, herb shops, holistic, places that sell massage oil.
 
I will personally suck out the poison!
 
^^OKAY THEN! :bigass:

Calamine doesn't work for some reason, which blows.
 
I will personally blow on your skin! :D
 
So my address is...
 
Shatna said:
I will personally blow on your skin! :D
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Yeah...but which skin? :twisted:
 
^^And my address is...
 
I'm more interested in your un-dress.

BA-DUM-BUM!
 
Cornball.

And I'm not sure how my hives that itch can be used against me later but that should be interesting. I got the HIVES I admit it, it's even caused by and auto-immune deficiency but it's not my fault.
 
I too wish to lick LG's hive-infested arm.
 
It's not hive infested, ew. It's one plate hive and now it's almost gone so yay!
 
Good news!! I know how hot and painful them things are!
 
Why not cut your arm off with a lightsabre?
 
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