Moving a ton of shit

[headvoid]

Just browsing a moment ago as I have to buy a BIG TRUCK for my garden.

noticed this:

Why would you invest in a serious amount of blue toilet fluid and a big garden truck? and "frequently bought together?" Mmmmmm

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Depending on what exactly is in blue toilet fluid, it sounds like body disposal to me!

So...

 

['Gear]

I can live with bought together. It's the frequently part that bothers me. Especially if Fiddlemiff is right.

How often is Fiddlemiff right?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Fuddlemiff has literally never been wrong ever.

 

['Gear]

Holy shit. Seems like a lot of pressure though. I'd probably throw in a couple errors here and there to keep people off my back.

 

[Cassie]

I thought I was the only one who knew this secret!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe commercial airline pilots are buying them together -- the blue liquid is what the passengers' waste gets frozen in, and the pilots like to aim for garden trollies when they make the drop...

 

['Gear]

Righteous glory has a way of dripping on the heads of the unwashed masses.

 

['Gear]

Nah. Pilots are too busy making sure the chemtrails are released at the proper time and over the correct locations.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well there was that time I said John Travolta asked me for sex.

According to this massive pile of money I now slosh about in rather than using boring old furniture, that time I was wrong.

 

['Gear]

Technically you were correct. Sorry.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Nuh uh. I misspoke.

 

['Gear]

Here's the thing - I don't think whether or not you asked is the issue. The fact that he'd likely agree if you had has greater bearing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Travolta raped me...I watched Battlefield Earth!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]