Meet the lazy dual

[whisky]

Since I am too lazy to creat a dual, log in and out of the dual account, I have come up with the concept that the dual will post only in italics, and in a mock jamacan accent.

So say hello

 

[whisky]

Ya man, ya blood clot!

 

[whisky]

So new person how are you liking TK?

 

[whisky]

Cha, its jamming mon

 

[Gagh]

Hello. I am a Rusty Lee dual *laughs like Rusty Lee*.

 

[whisky]

So what brought you here?

 

[whisky]

A rickity bus ya thick honkey shit

 

[whisky]

Hello. I am a Rusty Lee dual *laughs like Rusty Lee*.

Its catching on mon

 

[whisky]

Oh no, the jamacan dual has been run over by a rickity bus, I guess we will never see him again

 

[Gagh]

*Laughs like Rusty Lee*

And back to Nick & Ann for the news.

 

[whisky]

Sad news, lazy Jamacan Dual died at 3AM last night

 

[Gagh]

 

[I Love Cunt]

Fucking Hilarious! Welcome New Duals! I mean new Members!

 

[headvoid]

I am a Pingu Dual and I will merely say meep! (apart from this introductory bit)

You will all pretend not to know it's headvoid, even though it's fuckin obvious as I have been trying to tart this stupid new meep of mine around the place. Eventually you will grow tired of it, and neg me to hell - finally whisky sends me a mail saying basically "listen hv - cut the penguin crap ok?"

ok here goes!

 

[headvoid]

MEEP!!!
(imagine that with a penguin AV ok?)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

lol it's a new character dual omgs

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

i am a knew charactor duel who cant type nor speell gud...hope u all lick me lolomgsex

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hello, I am Guy Incognito and I FUKIN HATE ALL U STAR TRAK NERDS U AINT GOT NO LIEVS ALL YOU DO IS POST HERE LIEK ME 'CEPT YOU ALL LIKE EAcHother oh god why doesn't anyone LIKE me?! i'm so fucking lonely!! can't even make FUKIN friends on the internets... *sobs*

 

[CaptainWacky]

hi guy u sound agnry do you like sex i do lol do you like curt cobain he is a good wrestler talk to u laterz1

 

[Ishcabittle]

omg welcum!! I hope y'all enjoy yer Styx!!!

DOMO ARIGATO MR. KAMA SUTRA