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Maybe Ishcabittle will post in this thread

Cassie

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AND THEN WE TICKLE HIM.
 
He's always watching, but we're not always worthy of a post from him.
 
I imagine several of us dying from starvation. And then Ishcabittle shows up to save us. My what a tasty stew you make Ischabittle!
 
TICKLE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. TICKLE HIM UNTIL HE HAS NO SHIT LEFT IN HIS BODY.
 
Perhaps he sold all his socks and went on walk about?
 
I imagine several of us dying from starvation. And then Ishcabittle shows up to save us. My what a tasty stew you make Ischabittle!

Ishcabittle stew could use more salt and meat. Maybe next time we should fatten up people before we eat them.
 
ISHCABITTLE WHERE ARE YOU?
 
Yeah right, and maybe Menty will too!
 
ISHCABITTLE IS A TEASE.
 
THAT FISH POWDER!
 
He ain't going to post no shit in fuck-all.
 
THE UNFLAKY CRUST!
 
What if he has had a terrible accident and lost all his fingers and can't type and is operating the screen through a blowing tube thing and he is frustrated cos he wants to say something but can because the blowy thing just opens it and shows all his friends chatting and having a good time and then he blows and it goes onto the next thing and he can never respond.

What then eh?

(I'm not sure that was bad taste or not, can someone check and adjust my MF taste meter, it's been a while)
 
we should try something like this:

ISHCABITTLE ISHCABITTLE ISHCABITTLE


(hey it worked for Beetlejuice)
 
TICKLE HEADVOID INSTEAD!
 
If there's a greater than 90% of it being untrue, it's not in poor taste.
 
WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS CRUSH MY DREAMS DR DAVE?
 
YOU KNOW DARN WELL WHY SIR!
 
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