MODMAN HAS A GREAT DEAL OF EXPERIENCE WITH THE DEVIOUS JAPS. THE JAPANESE SEE THIS AND THINK - DO WE HAVE A SUSHI OPTION FOR THIS???
SALMON NIGIRI - CHECK.
BLUE FIN TUNA NIGIRI - CHECK.
DOLPHIN FETUS NIGIRI - CH -- WAITAMINUTE.
SEND FORTH THE SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH VESSELS!
ON A LOOSELY RELATED NOTE: THE INDIAN CULTURE EAT GOAT FETUS AS A DELICACY. I HAVE LIMITED EXPERIENCE WITH THE INDIAN PEOPLE. THAT SAID - DECADES AGO, MODMAN HAD A BITTER RIVALRY WITH A DISABLED INDIAN BANK MANAGER WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE PARA-OLYMPICS, BUT THAT IS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME.
I LEARNED OF THE GOAT FETUS-EATING ACTIVITIES OF THE INDIAN ON A TV SHOW. I BELIEVE IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE LATE GORDON RAMSAY. I MEAN THE LATE ANTHONY BOURDAIN.
IT WAS IN A DARK GREEN SAUCE.
THE ULTIMATE SUSHI DELICACY - TEXAN FETUS NIGIRI. OH IT WILL HAPPEN, MARK MY WORDS.