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MALE PATTERN BALDNESS

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
My hairline's receding like the French Army! :(
 
A lot of my friends have baldness problems. I don't because on both sides of my family the men have always grown old with a full head of hair that eventually turns brilliant white and looks quality.

I will never go bald.
 
Post your damn pic.
 
I'm not anywhere near bald yet but I will be by the time I'm 30 probably knowing my gay LUCK.
 
What do you see yourself doing when you're 30?

I have no fucking idea what the FUCK I will be doing when I am 30. Probably be homeless living a perpetual nightmare of some sorts I imagine.
 
I wonder where I'll be when I turn 30 OH WAIT I DID THAT 11 YEARS AGO AND HERE I AM POSTING ON A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD WELL WE'LL SEE Y'ALL ON THE OTHER SIDE DON'T BE LATE *jumps*
 
LOL!


No my entire life is a shambles. I must admit. I have fucking no chance really.
 
I have no idea, probably posting a "yep, I'm bald now" thread here.
 
LOLx2

Someone kill me now.
 
PROFE$SSOR STEPHEN HAWKING SAYS "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
 
Brief exchange between me and my friend Raj at work just now:

R: "So where's the 13th floor in that building?"
Me: "It's up my ass."
R: "Wow, that must smart."
Me: "Only during fire drills."
 
Is he bald?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Brief exchange between me and my friend Raj at work just now:

R: "So where's the 13th floor in that building?"
Me: "It's up my ass."
R: "Wow, that must smart."
Me: "Only during fire drills."
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LOLx3
 
CaptainWacky said:
Is he bald?
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He's got a "monk's cap" in the back, yes. He's a little sensitive about it, since he's only 31.
 
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Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I wonder where I'll be when I turn 30 OH WAIT I DID THAT 11 YEARS AGO AND HERE I AM POSTING ON A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD WELL WE'LL SEE Y'ALL ON THE OTHER SIDE DON'T BE LATE *jumps*
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Wow, I thought you were close to my age, turns out, you're a full 10 years older, minus three years!
 
The clitoris scene appeared to be a homage to Luke seeing the vision of Obi-Wan on Hoth.
 
Mentalist said:
What do you see yourself doing when you're 30?

I have no fucking idea what the FUCK I will be doing when I am 30. Probably be homeless living a perpetual nightmare of some sorts I imagine.
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Except for the homeless part, it sounds like you just described my life.
 
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