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Make up more lies about Star Wars thread

whisky

whisky

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1 ) these were the droids he was looking for, and now he feels stupid
 
2) Watto was a midget in a suit. Who could fly.
 
3) C3PO wasn't gay, he just appreciated the theatre.
 
4) Vader only strangled people because he missed 3PO, and stopped doing that after he saw him again in ESB
 
5) Lucas wrote all six movies in 1975 and the scripts were completely unaltered over the next thirty years of production.
 
6) I am in all of the Star Wars movies.
 
7) Ironically, Sabastian Shaw was Hayden Christensen's dad.
 
8) George Lucas originally wanted to call the movies "Star Trek", until someone pointed out that the name was taken.
 
9) Episode one DIDN'T suck completely, and Jar Jar ISN'T the antichrist!
 
^Not a lie.

10) Vader's breathing sound was actually George Lucas' childhood dog Indiana.
 
Rick Olney said some character in the 2nd or third film was named after him, but he's lying.
 
12] the Wookiees were always meant to be Ewoks, but Lucas couldn't afford a midget and created a Wookiee for Han to fly around with at the last second.
 
13) "I have a bad feeling about this", replaced the line "fuck this for a game of soldiers" at the last moment.
 
14] Jar Jar is the finest character in the whole sextuplet of films and will always be remembered fondly by all.
 
15) Biggs was named after the great train robber
 
16) Lucas is dyslexic and admits he got the order wrong again
 
17) Natalie Portman would only appear in Star Wars if "I got to wear leather in Episode 2, George!"
 
18 ) Kenny Baker never took breaks while in the R2-D2 costume. He used the bathroom, drank cheap vodka, and even puked inside it. He even slept overnight in it...........in his own vomit.
 
19) Luke and Leia had sex before they found out they were brother and sister, but Lucas was forced to edit the scene out when he found out that incest was illegal in the US. He was quoted as saying, "I sleep with my sister ALL the time!".
 
20) Chewbacca's hairy willy.
 
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