Make up more lies about Heather Mills thread

[CaptainWacky]

1) She voted to evict Victor from Big Brother 5 8,000 times.

2) She invented hate.

 

[whisky]

Her pubic hairs are painted 6 different colours and you have to rearange them like a rubics cube to get access to her pussy

 

[Ishcabittle]

She was once commisioned by the king of france to write an opera based on the life and times of one Mr. Anton Phlegm, an imaginary character that the king made up that day.

 

[Gagh]

She is the next James Bond.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She used the amputated parts of her leg to create a ninja clone and sent it to kill the cast of THE OC. IT FAILED.

 

[Gagh]

SHE FORCED ETHIOPIA INTO DROUGHT BY SELLING ALL THE WATER TO YUPPIES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SHE MOISTURIZES WITH LINDA MCCARTNEY'S TRICOLOR TOFUTTI

 

[Kerb Crawler]

SHE THOUGHT RINGO WAS THE CUTE BEATLE.

 

[MORBO]

SHE LOST HER LEG FUCKING IN TEH MINE FIELD.

 

[Ishcabittle]

She was once a hacky-sack olympiad but an international consortium forced her into retirement because, as they put it, "she was pushing the envelope too far...".

 

[CaptainWacky]

She has never sneezed.

 

[Gagh]

She provided Batman with all those wonderful toys.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She wrote the bible...ON TOILET PAPER.

 

[MORBO]

TWO WORDS: SEX. CHANGE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She dries wet cabbage with her WET CABBAGE DRYING DEVICE.

 

[whisky]

She killed George Peppard

 

[Hambil]

I was married to her for about a month back in Nam

 

[Gagh]

She wrote every episode of JAG.

 

[whisky]

She pleasures herself regularly with her false leg

 

[CaptainWacky]

She was the original voice of Meg in Family Guy.