Make up lies about Charlie Sheen!

[Cassie]

He is a great actor, and he never causes any trouble for anyone.

 

[hellgunneR]

Charlie Sheen has no spleen as a drag queen ate it with baked beans then sat on his windscreen and made Charlie Sheen scream but in between they watched halloween on the big screen then after the fifth scene realised it was just a...dream(?) then the papers had a field day anyway and both ended up on drugs outside a deserted strip club that was closed down for giving clients diabeetus and no-one lived happily ever after as they still talk about it to this very day in the little columns in the microdot underneath the weekly crossword.

 

[Dr Dave]

Charlie Sheen was once married to our very own Cassie.

 

[headvoid]

Charlie sheen (despite evidence to the contrary) makes some of the best grits in the south. Cassie once said they were "kinda ok" high praise indeed.

 

[Henoch]

Charlie Sheen does not do drugs or consume alcohol. He does however have butt sex with Hugh Jackman.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Which is a vice unto itself. In more ways than one.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I like two and a half men. Sheen is terribly funny especially when he wakes up in bed with someone's wife. Again.

 

[Cassie]

Charlie Sheen will probably live to be 90.

 

[johnford]

Charlie Sheen has good taste in women to mother his children!

 

[Cassie]

Charlie Sheen never makes prostitutes scream.

 

[Charlemagne]

Charlie Sheen has anal sex with his own nose.

Oh wait, you said LIES? My bad.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"Charlie Sheen" isn't ashamed of his Cuban-Samoan ancestry.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Charlie Sheen has never eaten anything in his entire life.

 

[Dr Dave]

Charlie Sheen is a bad mamma jamma.

 

[Henoch]

Charlie Sheen coaches Mel Gibson on how to treat women.

 

[headvoid]

Charlie likes to dress up in formal evening gowns and visit Texan bars to " see sexual discrimation up close and personal"

 

[whisky]

Charlie Sheen is the person Randy Quaid left america to avoid.

 

[Yub]

Charlie Sheen is an animatronic puppet controlled by Dr Dave.

 

[whisky]

Charlie Sheen is the brains behind furniture polish Mr Sheen.

 

[Cassie]

Charlie "Sheen" got his name from the afro-sheen his mother used to tame his wild pubes when he was a baby.