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I have to tinkle
 
I thought I had to crap but it was just gas.
 
It smells funky in here
 
It was not me.

OK, so that was kind of a lie.
 
My bum itches
 
Maybe it's hemorrhoids.

I think I might have hemorrhoids. Does anybody know the symptoms?
 
oh so that's why my bum hurts.....I got a big ole schlong up in there
 
I don't talk dirty to dudes, sorry. I had to edit!!
 
Actually I totally talk dirty to dudes, but not dudes posing as chicks. That is just weird.
 
But i'm not a dude posing as a chick
i'm a chick
 
See, but... Um...

Still I will leave my edit. *whisper* Call me...
 
i'll have my people call your people
 
Make sure your people use husky voices.

My people are into that kind of thing.
 
okay;)
 
Oh don't stop!
 
Erm, well. You know.

Which reminds me that I need to go take the browns to the super bowl.

This place is better than oatmeal!

Thanks again TK!
 
That sounds kinda gross....
 
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