Luke Perry Vs. Don Johnson Vs. Bjorn Borg Vs. Dr. Selar

[Uranium 4]

in a Melanie Griffith on a pole match. Ladders are legal. WHO WINS?

 

[Harkley]

Bjurn Borg

OMG BORG!!!

 

[EnglishRose]

none of the above

 

[Uranium 4]

BUT THERE MUST BE ONE WINNER!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm going to write in Garrison Keillor.

 

[Uranium 4]

He's NOT in the damned MATCH you fucking bitchlips FAT HOMO OMG I need my MEDS or I'll BITE your ear clean OFF IMHO!

 

[Harkley]

He's NOT in the damned MATCH you fucking bitchlips FAT HOMO OMG I need my MEDS or I'll BITE your ear clean OFF IMHO!

He SAMN WELL SHOULD BE!!!

WHAT WERE U THINKING???????

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's the news from The Mine Field, my hometown, where all the spam is strong, the avs are good looking, and the BONC above average

 

[EnglishRose]

if you must have a winner - then let it be Bjorn

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How does he look these days? When I was a kid I thought he was uber-hot...

 

[EnglishRose]

he looks old and not so hot

 

[Gagh]

He sometimes pops along to Wimbledon.

 

[EnglishRose]

blondes just don't do it for me

 

[Gagh]

What about DR DAVID MARCUS?

 

[EnglishRose]

capn Kirk's son?

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, that Stud Muffin. C'mon - he gave you the panting hots, and one or two bona fide 'Captain Janeway KISS ME YOU FOOL' moments!

 

[EnglishRose]

Nope, blonde and permed - not a good look

 

[Gagh]

Shut up! You have a Dr. David Marcus Fan Club shirt, beanie hat, Football Rattle, and you've even had his face iron-transferred onto each cup of every bra you own!

 

[EnglishRose]

How the hell did you know? have you been snooping round my closet again?

 

[Gagh]

I hooked up a Webcam in there 18 months ago.

Try www.englishroselivenunleashed.net