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Lie in this thread!

It will be yesterday. Oh, yes. Most, certainly. With melted gumdrop stains.
 
they have a cure for that now, ya know.
 
Yes, I do know. It involves steel wool and the stuffing from an old teddy bear from the 40's.

Truth.
 
LIES!
 
There's NO cUrE for INSSSAnitY!
 
I shot a man in Texas....just to watch him die!


(lie: it was Scottsdale)
 
Well, I rode through the desert on a horse with no name...

Okay, that's not true. It was a llama, and its name was Fred.
 
We are all made of stars!
 
Except that one guy. He was made of fish tacos.
 
I didn't look at the Brent website, and I don't think he's sexy.....not one bit
 
he's a bit old for me.
 
Not me. I like young boys.
 
I don't masturbate....it's evil
 
I could never post anything after that.
 
I once shot my eye out while masturbating.

I'm feeling better now.
 
not speaking of eyes....I never ogle the hot guys working out in the conditioning room. Ever.
I stare at the TV monitor ....it's CNN.
 
Ogling causes eye cancer. And bitterness.
 
But watching CNN saves you.
 
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