Lie in this thread!

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah I was.

My bong's bong is actually pretty small, and my weed pretty much smokes schwagg.

^

 

[PHJ]

I am a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

My mom is totally hot for her age.

 

[Mentalist]

I hope Ariel Sharon doesn't die tonight.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Ariel Sharon was a pretty nice, good person.

 

[Mentalist]

I am a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden.

I'm the Bolivian Navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific

 

[whisky]

I dont need to pee

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I am a Kazakh real estate salesman / orangutan trainer.

 

[whisky]

I didnt just pee

 

[PHJ]

Soylent Green is not people!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

This year I will get in great shape.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I once spent a winter with royal emperor penguins in Antarctica.

 

[Mentalist]

I eat coal.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Soylent Green is not people!

It's not a trap!

 

[Mentalist]

Natalie Portman is not hot.

 

[whisky]

the woman in the crying game is not a man

 

[Mentalist]

Bill Clinton would never have anything to say in this thread.

 

[johnford]

I once had sex with a super model....you know...the one that doesnt have an infection.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I've also studied with monks in Tibet. They get seriously fucked up, dude!!! Man, those fuckers partied, and partied hard. WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

DO NOT GET TO THE CHOPPA!