CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Her increasing "oh I can't be fucked!" look as the others came in was funny. Won't last long. BUT MAYBE SHE SHOULD!?
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Lesley
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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Grammour Boy
Rebel
No you don't.Dr Dave said:
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I could see her being the first out.
Lesley
First Words: "Its girly isn't it?"
Life Philosophy: Lesley has a personal trainer and a cook: "I don't do anything domestic."
Status: Married.
Likes: Dinner parties, country-house weekends, Victorian literature, Michelin-starred restaurants and fish and chips.
Dislikes: Negative under-achievers, people without ambition and 'no-hopers'.
Current Status: In house
House History: Day 1: Entered house
Age: 60
From: Gloucestershire
Occupation: Retired headhunter
Status: Married
About:
Lesley, our oldest housemate to date, is an active member of the Women's Institute and has two children and two grandchildren.
In her pre-BB interview she told producers: "The British public will either love me or hate me - either way they’ll want to keep me in... I think there’s a strong possibility that I’ll win."
Lesley originally married at aged 16, but divorced and married again to her second husband who is 23 years older than her.
Lesley has ran a string of successful businesses, including a recruitment and dating agency. She and her husband have recently returned from a stint in Portugal lasting six years, where she decided to pursue being a stand-up comedian. When at home, she enjoys dinner parties and country weekends and admits to not being very domesticated, by having her own cook and personal trainer.
Lesley admits that she would hate to share the house with a bunch of 'no-hopers', and dislikes 'negative under-achievers, arrogance, people without ambition and people who don’t try.
Menty's first thoughts:
I'm always suspect of why people north of 50 want to partake in Big Brother. Then again I'm suspicious of anyone who wants to partake in Big Brother. Seems reserved and a little detached from the goings on at this early juncture. I imagine a friendship with Carole will develop due to the similar ages despite being very different people.
First Words: "Its girly isn't it?"
Life Philosophy: Lesley has a personal trainer and a cook: "I don't do anything domestic."
Status: Married.
Likes: Dinner parties, country-house weekends, Victorian literature, Michelin-starred restaurants and fish and chips.
Dislikes: Negative under-achievers, people without ambition and 'no-hopers'.
Current Status: In house
House History: Day 1: Entered house
Age: 60
From: Gloucestershire
Occupation: Retired headhunter
Status: Married
About:
Lesley, our oldest housemate to date, is an active member of the Women's Institute and has two children and two grandchildren.
In her pre-BB interview she told producers: "The British public will either love me or hate me - either way they’ll want to keep me in... I think there’s a strong possibility that I’ll win."
Lesley originally married at aged 16, but divorced and married again to her second husband who is 23 years older than her.
Lesley has ran a string of successful businesses, including a recruitment and dating agency. She and her husband have recently returned from a stint in Portugal lasting six years, where she decided to pursue being a stand-up comedian. When at home, she enjoys dinner parties and country weekends and admits to not being very domesticated, by having her own cook and personal trainer.
Lesley admits that she would hate to share the house with a bunch of 'no-hopers', and dislikes 'negative under-achievers, arrogance, people without ambition and people who don’t try.
Menty's first thoughts:
I'm always suspect of why people north of 50 want to partake in Big Brother. Then again I'm suspicious of anyone who wants to partake in Big Brother. Seems reserved and a little detached from the goings on at this early juncture. I imagine a friendship with Carole will develop due to the similar ages despite being very different people.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
She's channeling Nick Huer with that over-the-glasses stare, but I don't mind her so far. She seems a bit of an outsider, but she's in a house with a bunch of irritating squealing lunatics. I'd prefer my own company as well under those conditions.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Walked out. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
CaptainWacky said:
I was bang on! Her sardonic humour WAS quite entertaining, she didn't last long, and she probably should have stayed longer. But really the producers should have known she was likely to walk out within two weeks, it was obvious to me as soon as I saw her.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"I'm just sniffing my mattress" was one of the best quotes of the year.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
"It's very nice in here" she said of the matress. 
She made me laugh far more than Brian ever did with his stupid catchphrases.
She made me laugh far more than Brian ever did with his stupid catchphrases.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"You cannot speak if you don't have the banana!"
(Might not be an actual quote.)
(Might not be an actual quote.)