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Lesbians.

The Question

The Question

Eternal
Banned.
I just heard on the radio that a whole tanker truck full of 'em overturned on the I-6. Apparently, they were being illegally imported from California, and when the Arizona Highway Patrol gave chase to the truck, the driver began weaving erratically at high speeds.
 
it's true. it's very hard to drive safely when your trunks full of lesbians.
 
Tragic. The world needs more lesbians.
 
you can never find two of them when you need them..
 
"And God said...

Let There Be Lesbians!

And so it was!"
 
And it was good!
 
Pix Plz?
 
lez_chicken.jpg
 
And God said "let there be Lipstick Lesbians"

And the Gloss did Commence
 
^The one reason I don't burn churches anymore.
 
What about Charlotte Church - DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH ON HER KJAP AND REPORT BACK. K THX M8 LOL
 
Lumberjack lesbians are just nasty. Lipstick lesbians are nice to look at -- but, other than that, pretty much just a tease. It's like God leanin' down and whisperin' in your ear, "Psssst! Hey! See that really hot chick over there? Yeah, that one -- whoa, hoss, sit down 'fore you scare the kids. That's right. Now -- how would you feel if I made you the best lookin' motherfucker on the planet, so you could get with that hot chick over there? Huh? Tell ya what, what would you say if I even kicked your bank account up into the top 1% of the richest men on Earth, just to help you hook up with that unbelievably fine-ass chick over there, huh? Well, guess what, buddy! SHE'S A LESBIAN! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! That's right, sucker! On the outside? Alllll woman. On the inside? NOTHIN' BUT DUDE, DUDE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Sadistic fucker. :pissed:
 
bISEXUAL lIPSTICL :lESB9ISMXQBN \\\

tHATS WHAT i MEAN TO SAY
 
You know, at one time I thought about being lesbian. Then I realized I'd still die alone, so no point huh?:D
 
Explain your reasoning.
 
Miranda said:
You know, at one time I thought about being lesbian. Then I realized I'd still die alone, so no point huh?:D
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Hm... try bi. Maybe that'll help.
 
Bicycles is okay-beans, 'cept you have to be careful, 'cause sometimes they's just reg'lar wimminz who are trying to be all trendy, or they're the hardcore man-hatin' les-bean cadets what just ain't broke the news to Mommy and Daddy yet that the thing in college wasn't just a phase.
 
Explain my reasoning.......
Well, no guys seem to like me and I have never met a woman who would look at me twice....soooo yeah. There ya go
 
"It's just a phase, dear, it'll pass."
 
I have Charlotte Church news to report later.
 
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