LAWRENCE FISHBOURNE IS IN HELL

[Anubis]

According to the movie Event Horizon.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Killer movie.

 

[Anubis]

I always felt Sam Niel's character was paying homage to Pinhead towards the end.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

There was a synergy present, yes? That was my favorite Sam Neill movie next to the Merlin mini. (I still need to see In the Mouth of Madness.)

 

[Anubis]

That is one of my favorite movies of all time.

And here I was with my thumb up my ass, wondering what to torrent.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lawrence Fishbourne is Samuel L Jackson's twin brother (they're both black.)

 

[Anubis]

Lawrence Fishbourne is Samuel L Jackson's twin brother (they're both black.)

Fishbourne is 1/2 Chinese.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Was that the one where Jack Noseworthy gets trapped in the airlock and Laurence is sweetly calling him Baby Bear to soothe him before he decompresses? Yeah, I wish he hadn't exploded so there would have been a nice mandingo-on-twink sex scene later on...

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'S BLAlck i tells yA

 

[Gagh]

What's the one where he gives Queen Elizabeth II & Maggie Thatcher Stone Cold Stunners?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SHAFT! the porn version

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO'S THE BLACK PRIVATE DICK WTIH THE HUGE DICK WHO'S A RAPE MACHINE WITH ALL THE CHICKS (WITH DICKS)?

 

[Gagh]

LAFORGE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You damn right!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Awww...we miss ye, Johnny.

Yeah. You DAMN right.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Miss Decker, too.

 

[Gagh]

Decker is now a goat farmer in the Peruvian mountains.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's gone to a better plaice.

 

[Gagh]

Beale's Plaice?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mary Kay Place?