Kurn: Just a few moments ago I had to restrain myself from killing Comannder Riker

[CaptainWacky]

TNG RUELS

 

[Gagh]

IF YOU WERE ANY OTHER MAN, I WOULD SEXX0R YOU WHERE YOU STAND.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PERHAPS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIG FOR CLAMS

 

[CaptainWacky]

TNG = best trek

 

[Gagh]

REMEMBER TWHEN PICARD! LOL BEAMED A load of Chinesse COCKLE PICKERS ibno ibnto ythe cargo bay but it was too late they had died in the sand and picard wass pissed that the sand was leaking on his cargo room floor so he poked a stick up spot's arse and demanded data use spot as a mop to clean that shit up before he raped troi with a kurlan naiskos statue.`

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I WILL EAT YOUR BURNT DEAD BIRD MEAT

 

[CaptainWacky]

BRAIN AND BRAIN WHAT IS NEELIX LOL

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Glad I wasn't the only one who was up so late watching TNG reruns. I did have trouble keeping my eyes open though. TNG's good drama, but it's so beige, it's not as stimulating as TOS was at 4am.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I only watch that one. Allegiance is okay but not worth staying up for (except the bit where Picard sings in Ten Forward.)

 

[Gagh]

And the bit where Troi & Crusher do the Robot whilst Riker truffle shuffles.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Naturally.

 

[headvoid]

I liked it when the travelling wilburys played on the holo deck and Dr Beverley tried to dance while Riker rolled his eyes and Tom Petty had a wank. That was my favourite.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That one sucked!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm so sad that I lost my 3-D glasses for the episode where Oksana Bayul crashed a jeep into the bridge viewscreen.

That's the one where Guinan explained the facts of life to Barclay, IIRC...

 

[Cassie]

She offered to demonstrate and Barclay threw up in his mouth a little.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I am Barclay's twin brother from a different mother (and century).

 

[Cassie]

Does Whoopi ever go to the Star Trek conventions?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, she's too busy BEING PLEASED WITH HERSELF (probably.)

 

[Cassie]

She's on The View now, sucking up to Barbara Walters.

A while back I was flipping through the channels and stopped for a minute on some comedy special of hers.. she's not funny.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet she jokes about how white people are different from black people.