KNEEL BEFORE CROTCH

[The Question]

Your new alien overlord!

GENERAL CROTCH REWLS AWLLL!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Have we met down in the Village?

 

[The Question]

Well hell if I know, I can't be arsed to keep track of who you meet whilst going down on the Village People AND ASSORTED KNICK-KNACKS AND ODDLY-FLAVOURED DESERT TOPPINGS THAT REEK OF OBSELESCENCE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DISCO SHALL NEVER DIE AS LONG AS THE BOARD OF HEALTH KEEPS GIVING ME PASSING GRADES FOR OUTDOOR INTERACTION!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL DOCTOR BALTAR EATS CATS

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

Eggs, The Village?

Or The Village?

 

[The Question]

THEY MUST ALL BE SOUNDLY THRASHED WITH PETRIFIED CATS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Some nights it's a combination of both.

 

[The Question]

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

(but at various times and by various causes, probably mostly old age because yer all PUSSIES like that omg)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE DEATH

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE HAIL PRINCE GEORGE, WE HAIL PRINCE GEORGE

 

[Ishcabittle]

If I were to kneel before your crotch, what kind of assurances will I get that yyou won't thrust your crotch into my facE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE HATE PRINCE GEORGE, WE HATE PRINCE GEORGE

 

[The Question]

If I were to kneel before your crotch, what kind of assurances will I get that yyou won't thrust your crotch into my facE?

I didn't say MY crotch! Jeebus Creepstains! No, I speak of General Crotch. You know, just... crotch, in general. Generally speaking.

Also, your puny mortal face is not worthy of my divine crotch.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Google image search, "General Crotch", first result:

OOOO, LEGO!

 

[FBI parte due]

Is that a lego representation of what happens when Homer gets old and moves down to Flordia, and then forgets his medications and starts wearing makeup to go with his loud floral shirts?

 

[Cassie]

He's molesting that lego man!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How do you know the Lego man didn't want it?

THIS IS HOW REPUTATIONS GET RUINED.

 

[headvoid]

I see lego drool

 

[The Question]

Photographic proof that humans with no eyebrows = t3h homoghey