KEIRA'S BOYFRIEND IS INTERNET SEX FIEND

[CaptainWacky]

...will be the headline when I start dating Keira Knightley.

 

[FBI parte due]

Not "THATCHER DEVOURED BY GIANT TWO-HEADED WOMBAT AMONG CHARGES OF PLAGIARISM, DRUG TRAFFICKING, SLAY PACT"?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or "TITTYFUCKING FOUND TO PREVENT CANCER RISK BUT ONLY IF YOU FUCK THE FAT FUY FROM LOST'S TITTIES"

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, it'll be the one about me.

 

[headvoid]

I always thought of you more as an Internet Sex Pest

 

[FBI parte due]

Internet sex monkey, perhaps?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Internet LOL KILL MYSELF NATALIE KEIRA Czar?

Pity the fat guy from Lost won't get the front page. I think even BDM's tool would be swallowed up in that cleavage.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll be on PAGE THREE LOL BRITISH JOKE.

 

[headvoid]

You've thought about tit fucking that man many times before haven't you?

It wasn't stream of consciousness

IT WAS FUCKING WISHFUL THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It was a drawing over at LoNAF I saw today, actually. Good stuff tho I look at the cock more than the tits.

 

[curiousa2z]

it's good to have a hobby.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Keira doen'st have a cock...yet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

After the Oscar nomination. she can have it written into her contracts now.

1) PARTY 1 (Ms. Knightley) will be availed of a grafted, strap-on, or velcro'd penis or facsimile at all times, and the production will pay for an assistant to be on call 24/7 in the event she wants it grafted or attached.

SHE'S BIG TIME LOL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Who is this and would I catch something if I had sex with him?

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S SMITHY GREEN!?

 

[headvoid]

he has an itchy face, never trust men with itchy faces

 

[CaptainWacky]

His body looks kind of like Keira's.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Someone edumacate me on Smithy Green so I can see if he's worth wanking to. So far the chest and abs are but I'm picky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have no idea, I just read the file name.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SMITHY GREEN FTW