Keanu Reeves was the best Batman

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER THAT

 

[Hambil]

WHEN GUSTAVE DE KERVERN PULLED THAT HUGE PISTOL OUT AND SHOT TEH PLANE AND KEANU WAS LIKE WHOOOO DUDE!

 

[Dor_Jan]

Die.

 

[CaptainWacky]

what happened tot eh guy who played Bill (or Ted, whichever one wasn't Keanu) HUH ANSWER THAT

 

[Dor_Jan]

I saw him in the Lost Boys, and then he went (*@)#%&)#@(*% and dissipated.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WHO PLAYED GARTH?

 

[Dor_Jan]

Dana Carvey (sp?) - SNL star, when it still had creativity.

Heart problems. Had his own show for a while. It was pretty funny.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT ABOUT JEFF GOLDBLAUM?

 

[Dor_Jan]

He killed Jesus! And should have been eaten by a T-Rex, IMO!

 

[Neil]

Alex Winter (Bill) became a director or something.

Dana Carvey makes balloon animals at kids' parties for sandwiches.

I always liked him, though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mike Myers should have given him a part in Austin Powers THE BASTARD

 

[Gagh]

He had that role down PAT, man! He also played PATMAN too!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I THOUGHT ALEX WINTER WAS QUITE FIT ACTUALLY PIP PIP.

Now he's a fat married director slob. But I bet Keanu poked him back in the day.

I BET!!!

 

[Gagh]

With his Scissor Hands???

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WITH HIS NAILBUFFER SCHMECKLE! :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

ELIZA DUSHKU TO PLAY THE WITCH IN SIMON AND THE WITCH RE-IMAGINING!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

JOEL SHUMACHER TO DIRECT YOUNG BOYS TO THE AREA OF HIS ZIPPER!

 

[Sendell]

You can SING!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CATMAN TO KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW?

 

[Gagh]

Catman will one day have his revenge on Bananamnanannanamanisbannedman.