KATY PERRY'S BREASTS TASTE JUST LIKE STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM!!!

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
I HATE Katie Perry.

SHE's SO FUCKING ANNOYING!

She Steve's daughter?

Would explain WHY she has a career.

Someone's jealous of a babe that's done more in one year that he has his entire life. Poor bastard.

You ARE dumb enough to believe that is her real name.
 

The Question

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Eeeeeeeeeeyw. Still, her titz is fuckin' amazing. THAT'S RIGHT, SHE'S GOT A TITZ! AND A BUTTOX TOO YA GOT A PROB'M WITH THAT?! :pissed:
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I KISSED SOME TITS AND I LIKED IT, TASTE OF STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM, I ATE A MOUSE, I GUEST STARRED IN HOUSE, DOESN'T MEAN I HATE BLACKS TONIGHT.
 

The Question

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Yup, turns out she used to be a wee Christian girlie. Then she grew up and looked like a film noir babe who sings about kissing girls and setting off fireworks in dead peoples' buttholes.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What would Jesus think?

NOTHING, HE ISN'T REAL.
 

The Question

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But if he was, he'd bless those magnificent strawberry-ice-cream-flavored TITZES.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
THAT HE WOULD!1
 
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