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Junior Apprentice

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Since the real Apprentice was delayed because of the fucking Tories, I guess we have to get through this first before we get the proper series.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/jnr/series1/candidates.shtml

I'll watch it anyway!
 
I'll be backing whoever is destined to come second, just like usual. :(
 
I'm supporting Emma because she looks like the cutest.
 
I'm supporting Tim Ankles's hair, which I'm pretty sure has a consciousness entirely of its own.
 
Arjun looks about 8 in his thumbnail.
 
I love the casting

Random upper class tosser? CHECK
SUPER KEEN Asian boy? CHECK
Blonde, Brunette? CHECK
Obviously STUPID bloke who looks like a male model to get the teen girl vote? CHECK
FEISTY blonde girl who everyone will hate? CHECK

I could go on.
 
Gay Irish twat? CHECK
 
All the boys look about 12, apart from Tim Ankers who looks 25.
 
I was a bit disappointed that Jordan was fired. He could have been a good villain.

Emma didn't do much but she did support the asian girl when the blond was being nasty and she is cute. Probably won't win.

IT WAS AN ENJOYABLE TV SHOW
 
I think Tim Ankers is half Wookiee as apart from his face he seems to be covered in hair.
 
Must admit I was glad that he wasn't fired. Wouldn't mind doing business with him at all.

(well somebody has to make casual references to man on man action; it wouldn't be the internet otherwise...)
 
That's disgusting!!

So about Emma...
 
Yeah, Emma was nice, but she wasn't in it much except when the Asian one was getting RACIALISTICALLY BULLIED ON A REALITY SHOW!
 
And at the end she was arguing that Tim should have been fired. But that could have been a result of LINGERING SEXUAL TENSION.
 
Mmm. I thought that too. Well, I thought "someone in that house has or will have sex with Tim Ankles at some point".

As far as Jordan going is concerned, we still have the irritating peroxide blonde to keep us angry at our tellies. Oh and I liked what Sralan Lord Sugar had to say before he did the finger point.
 
Zoe (the evil one) will be a finalist. I absolutey guarantee it.
 
I dunno, I recon L'Alan's got her card marked!
 
Maybe she'll have highly inappropriate hate sex with Nick.
 
Great, now I'm imagining Nick Hewer's orgasm face/scowl.
 
QUICK LET'S OVERPLAY THAT SAME CLIP OF MARGARET ROLLING HER EYES AGAIN AND AGAIN ON YOU'RE FIRED
 
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