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JASON DONOVAN TO WIN

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
COME ON, JASON, I'VE SUPPORTED YOU ALL THE WAY AS I WATCH STRICTLY COME DANCING EVERY WEEK, THAT'S A REAL THING I DO, HONEST IT IS, FUCKING WIN IT JASON, WIN IT FOR KYLIE AND STEFAN DENNIS AND THE GUY WHO PLAYED HAROLD BISHOP AND BOUNCER AND NED PARKER AND BEN, COME ON BIG MAN
 
Oh he's been eliminated never mind.
 
OMG, HE'S BEEN TAKEN OUT BY A PROFESSIONAL HITMAN OR WAS IT WITH A VULCAN ON DS9 WITH ONE OF THOSE FUCKING FLY RIFLES WITH THE TRANSPORTING BULLETS??!?!?!?!
 
REMEMBER WHEN I MASTRUBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF EZRI WITH THE INVISIBLE RIFLE BLOWING UP A MELON AS O'BRIEN WATCHED AND BASHIR SAID "HEHE, WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF SHE'D BLEW UP O'BRIEN'S FAT HEAD" AS A JOKE BUT YOU COULD TELL AFTER HE SAID IT THAT BASHIR WAS TURNED ON BY THE IDEA AND LATER WENT TO THE HOLOGRAM AND PLAYED A PROGRAMME OF O'BRIEN'S FAT HEAD EXPLODING AGAIN AND AGAIN AS HE HAD A HOLOGRAPHIC HAND WANK HIM (REALLY THAT'S ALL THE HOLODECK WOULD BE USED FOR) UNTIL QUARK HAD TO CALL ODO TO GET BASHIR DRAGGED OUT OF THE HOLODECK AS HE CRIED "NO LET ME BACK IN, I'VE STILL GOT SOME SPUNK LEFT IN ME" OVER AND OVER?
 
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REMEMBER WHEN I MASTRUBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF EZRI WITH THE INVISIBLE RIFLE BLOWING UP A MELON AS O'BRIEN WATCHED AND BASHIR SAID "HEHE, WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF SHE'D BLEW UP O'BRIEN'S FAT HEAD" AS A JOKE BUT YOU COULD TELL AFTER HE SAID IT THAT BASHIR WAS TURNED ON BY THE IDEA AND LATER WENT TO THE HOLOGRAM AND PLAYED A PROGRAMME OF O'BRIEN'S FAT HEAD EXPLODING AGAIN AND AGAIN AS HE HAD A HOLOGRAPHIC HAND WANK HIM (REALLY THAT'S ALL THE HOLODECK WOULD BE USED FOR) UNTIL QUARK HAD TO CALL ODO TO GET BASHIR DRAGGED OUT OF THE HOLODECK AS HE CRIED "NO LET ME BACK IN, I'VE STILL GOT SOME SPUNK LEFT IN ME" OVER AND OVER?
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I DO REMEMBER THIS, THIS IS THE SAME DAY I WAS CRAWLING IN THE JEFFERIES TUBE BEHIND DEANNA TROI AND I MADE HER LAUGH AND THEN SHE WET HERSELF IN HER CATSUIT AND THERE WAS A LITTLE DARK PATCH ON HER CROTCH AND DATA SAID "NEW LIFE FORM DETECTED!" AND THEN A DISCO BALL CAME DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON THE BRIDGE AND EVERYBODY DID THE MACARENA IN SUPER FAST TIME BECAUSE MIND CONTROLLING MACARENA ALIENS HAD GOT IN THROUGH THE BUSSARD COLLECTORS, THEN DATA GOT HIS PHASER OUT AND SIGNED HIS SIGNATURE ON THE CARPET WHILST PICARD DID THE WORM (W-O-R-M!) AND JERRY LAWLER PILEDROVE WORF REPEATEDLY INTO BEVERLY'S SHE-BUCKET!
 
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, YES AND THEN VINCE MCMAHON SAID "NO MORE PILEDRIVERS YOU HAVE TO DO A SECOND ROPE FISTDROP AS YOUR FINISHER NOW YOU OLD FART EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THE PILEDRIVER AND YOU'RE SIXTY FIVE AND YOUR KNEES ARE FUCKED UP, I'M STILL GOING TO FORCE YOU TO DO IT, YEAH, YEAAAAAAAAAAH" RUBBING A HOT DOG IN HIS FACE WHICH IS A HUGE INSULT TO THE KING AS HE WAS ONCE FALSELY ACCUSED OF STEALING A HOT DOG FROM HARVERY WHIPPLEMAN WHEN IN FACT IT WAS SID WHO STOLE IT AS HE HAD A SAYING AND IT GOES LIKE THIS "DO ONTO THE MAN AS HE WOULD DO ONTO YOU...EXCEPT DO IT FIRST" AND THEN THE GREY RAIN CURTAIN TURNED ALL TO SILVER GLASS AND WAS PULLED BACK TO REVEAL PICARD SPRAWLED OUT NAKED IN THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR MOTIONING TO HIS DICK SAYING "FISTDROP THIS!"
 
I got nuthin. I'm wetting myself.
 
SEE A DOCTOR (NAKED.)
 
BEVERLY'S SHE-BUCKET TO TOUR BORADWAY IN 2012!
 
PULASKI'S OLD WHITHERED NECK TO TOUR NURSING HOMES LOL SHE'S SO OLD SHE PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN REMEBMER BEING IN TNG, YOU COULD PORBABLY RUN UP TO HER AND TICKLE HER FEET AND RUN AWAY AND FOUR HOURS LATER COME BACK JUST IN TIME TO HEAR HER SAY "TEE HEE, DID SOMEONE JUST TICKLE MY FEET?" HAHA EVEN SO SHE'S A BETTER PERSON THAN I'LL EVER BE.
 
DAMMIT JIM I'M A SHE-BUCKET, NOT A DOCTOR!
 
Did Picard wear underwear.
 
ONLY WHILE JONO WAS "ON BOARD"
 
YOU MEAN JUNO PLAYED BY ELLEN PAGE DON'T YOU, SHE CAN COME "ON BOARD" MY "SPACESHIP" ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, AND BY THAT I MEAN SHE CAN COME ON BOARD MY SPACESHIP AS I HAVE A SPACESHIP I CONSTRUCTED OUT OF USED CORNFLAKES.
 
THY HEAD IS FULL OF QUARRELS THE WAY MY MISSILE IS FULL OF MEAT LOL
 
Jason Donovan 2011

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Dwight Schultz 1983

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weird double post thingy
 
Does Jason have crazy right wing beliefs?
 
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