Not just for me -- for all of us. When you read this, take yourself into your facilities and have yourself a nice, big, satisfying poo. 
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It's time to have a great big poo.
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I CAN'T HOLD ON THAT LONG...
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Not just for me -- for all of us. When you read this, take yourself into your facilities and have yourself a nice, big, satisfying poo.
I already had my big poo for the day when I woke up this morning. Might be able to "squeeze out" another one before I go to bed though.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
That must have been tough to clean up.
Not really. The bathroom is only a few feet from my bedroom. I didn't poo my bed.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Well, that's not as funny, then.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Yeah I realized after the edit time was up that it could be taken the wrong way. Sorry.
Homo Erectus
Registered User
way to kill the fun Loktar!
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
*takes a big poo in the corner of the thread*
Homo Erectus
Registered User
oh THAT helps.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
It truly does. You wanted fun, have fun cleaning up the mess.
*farts a beefy fart and walks out of thread*
I feel the ol' factory assemblin' a mighty brown Cadillac. Time to go launch it.
4 days since I last rattled the porcelain. Time to go bruise the plumbing.
Nah, I vent a lot of it here.
That... is... KREKT.
I inherited them from Kurt Cobain.
