Its not every day the girl at work lets you munch her boobs

[whisky]

but the chocolate breasts my collegue brought back from belgium went down a treat.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Boobs are good. For stuff.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MILK choclate.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

 

[The Question]

I like to play a little game with the girls who walk by as I stroll the avenue.

It's called "Whackatitty."

 

[Gagh]

Good job it wasn't a chocolate William Hague.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, no one could SWALLOW that LOL I'M REFERING TO HIS POLITICAL ASPIRATIONS.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Do chocolate breasts produce chocolate milk?

 

[Cassie]

OF COURSE THEY DO!

 

[The Question]

^^What flavor are YOUR breasts, Swiss Miss?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be funny if you bit her tits off and she bled to death.

 

[The Question]

No, that wouldn't be funny. But I bet they taste like Cadbury Eggs.

 

[Cassie]

Cadbury eggs and dead hookers

 

[The Question]

Why do your boobsicles taste like dead hYOOOOOkerz?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Did they melt in the mouth?

 

[Cassie]

Do they plump when you cook 'em?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I went the girl in Whisky's office! I don't want Cassie to bleed to death (I have other plans to kill her.)

 

[headvoid]

Death by Chocolate?

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I went"? WHY DO I BOTHER TYPING.

 

[curiousa2z]

I have days like that.
[usually involving some sort of alcoholic libation.]
OH WELL.