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It's fucking cold

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'm freezing my ears off.
 
Wanna blankie?
 
A human blankie?
 
if you want one
 
Location: Scotland
 
Aye!
 
Wha's the tempachoor, laddie buck?
 
In Scotland they sell liquid nitrogen to stay warm.
 
Hmmm. Perhaps the perpetual dankness and cold has rendered all Scotsmen insane, thus explaining kilts, haggis, and golf?
 
Wacky, you live in Edinburgh, aye?

Bah! 'Tis colder here by 5 degrees than 'tis round Edinburgh way! Ya dinnae hear me complainin' ya wee pussy!
 
I live in WEST CENTRAL SCOTLAND.
 
The cold has cracked a gas pipe on a house just down the road from mine. TRANSCO are out there now doing emergency work on it with drills & shit. It stinks.
 
Transco's the ones who blow up houses and kill families. You're safe with them!
 
It's about 10 doors down. I think I'm safe.
 
What city do you live near, Wacky? I sureley cant put "WESTER SCOTLAND" into weather-dot-com!
 
Glasgow.
 
I've been to Glasgow many times in the last couple of years. Shame I couldn't drag you out for a beer.
 
Natalie could drag me out for a beer. :(
 
We should open a Date Me Natalie & Keira site and go on GMTV and talk about it with Lorraine Kelly.

We would be on "I'm a minor shitty celebrity get me outta here" in no time
 
Don't me Lorraine Kelly and talk about it on Keira and Natalie!!!!1111111
 
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