It would sell better with cocaine...

[Dr Dave]

Why did they take cocaine out of Coca-Cola?

 

[Gagh]

Probably something to do with the fact that if you drink so many cans with cocaine in, you'll die, but if you get hooked on the caffeine instead, you'll have years & years to live & keep on buying?

I also need to know why they took the Monster out of Monster Munch.

 

[Dr Dave]

Were the Monsters doing the rape game?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do they still sell Monster Munch where you live? I haven't had any of years, and even then it was always the fucking pickled onion flavour.

 

[Yub]

What the hell is Monster Munch?

 

[starbys]

Sounds like Crunch N' Munch

 

[Dr Dave]

Whatever it is i don't want to try it, if the monsters try and rape you!

 

[Yub]

What the hell is Crunch n Munch!?!

 

[Gagh]

Monster Munch is a brand of Crisps here.

 

[starbys]

Crunch n Munch is a snack with popcorn and peanuts covered in toffee.

 

[Yub]

OK then.

 

[starbys]

So if we covered crisps in toffee would we have a new product called Monster Crunch n Munch? Would it take over the world?

 

[Cassie]

They used to sell sugar smacks, which is a kind of breakfast cereal, but the kids were dying from the smack.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BEEF MONSTER MUNCH FOR THE WIN

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Munch

I just read about Monster Munch history. Remember when you used to get to be a member of a club for eating crisps? NOT LIKE THESE DAYS, WITH YOUR MTV AND YOUR IPODS AND YOUR BLOGZINES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[curiousa2z]

no mteer how many glasses of water you drink.

 

[Dr Dave]

Looks like some guy that works for the FCC

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Close.

 

[Dr Dave]

blasted narks