It would be cool if you could upload your best wanks...

[CaptainWacky]

To some kind of wanknetwork then you can download other people's wanks and experience them for yourself.

 

[The Tomtrek]

But then people would upload wanks without the proper name so you'd download SCARJO_WANK.wnk thinking you'd get a nice wank over Scarlett Johansson but you'd end up wanking over the scars of some guy named Jo.

 

[FBI parte due]

Jo is a girl's name.

 

[Dual]

Jo is a girl's name.

I know a guy named Jo (or variously, Joh).

 

[Dirk Funk]

This is a really disturbing thread. I think I'm going to locate the brain bleach now.

 

[FBI parte due]

KOREANS DON'T COUNT. EVER.

 

[headvoid]

RATE MY WANK.COM

Where you rate them for effort and various other parameters.

 

[Mirah]

I_Watch_Wankers.Com

 

[Loktar]

Wanktube.cum.

 

[Mirah]

Healthy_Penis.Org

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think you'd enjoy the wank while you were experiencing it no matter what because the wank pleasure would be 100% accurately recreated in your head, but afterwards you might be disgusted to find you just wanked over The Undertaker's hat or something.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This exists. The site is called XTube. Go wild.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tha'ts not quite what I meant.

 

[headvoid]

PIMPMYWANK.com

Where you vote for suggestions to heighten the pleasure of others.

I think you should try smearing your body in I can't believe it's not butter, then slide down a long sheet of plastic wanking furiously thinking only of Arsene Wenger

How about you dress up as 80's pop sensation Sinitta and rub yourself against a scale model of Simon Cowell?

 

[headvoid]

WANKFACE.com

Where you upload you best cum face and people rate it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Since I didn't make it clear in my opening post and I forgot that none of you (except Tomtrek) can tell exactly what I'm thinking: I meant the wanks would actually be downloaded straight into your brain. You'd experience them as if you were the person wanking: see what they saw, feel what they felt, your hands would move in exactly the same way. That's what I meant.

See, it's not crazy at all.

 

[headvoid]

I knew that, I was just free wheeling.

I was on a roll there, I reckon there was a career for me in Wank domain names there.

 

[Cassie]

You need to open a site on everyone of them and trick people into watching Nazi monkey porn.

 

[headvoid]

Gay Nazi Monkey Porn.

get it right Cassie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why would you have to trick people?