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Is John Locke actually JOHN PAUL LEVESQUE?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
 
I think John Locke is the antichrist!
 
TWO PLAYERS, ONE BLACK, ONE WHITE.
 
Can they enter the thunderdome?
 
I hope Mr Eko tears him limb from limb! (HHH, not Locke)
 
Mr. Eko could use his hands on me anytime.
 
I'm Hetero, but I'd let him get his hands on me too - BECAUSE I'M SECRETLY NOT HETERO HAHAHAHAAHAH HAD YOU ALL FOOLED!
 
Nah...you just wanna get laid! Either gender will work for you.

Hah!
 
But Mr Eko is quite possibly the coolest character created for tv in the last ten years.

Previous winner being detective Munch of course.
 
Do you like Mr. Eko with braids or without? I prefer with the braids.
 
Without, with braids is what he is like in real life, except in RL he is a cockney.
 
Cockney, really? Interesting....
 
OMG THEY DID THAT INTERVIEW ON A ROLLER COASTER, THAT IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN EXPLAIN THE SHAKING AROUND!
 
They should do all interviews on roller coasters, that would rock.
 
Speaking of roller coasters....Did you see the ad for the Final Destination 3 SE DVD where you can pick and choose who dies? *sigh*
 
It's a no-brainer - All of them.
 
Yeah...why would you not want to watch their horrible demise?
 
I'd pick Mister Eko to come in at the end of the movie and say "this was all a dream...JESUS'S DREAM!" then do a crotch chop. If that's one of the options.
 
I think a new monster (Calista Flockhart) will come and binge/purge all the survivors into a steaming pile of brownish glop, which will be spun off into its own sitcom with Fran Drescher.
 
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