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is it bad i immediately thought of god emperor of dune when i saw this?

be strong, Eggs!
That kitty would only jump on you at the most inconvenient time, demand food, attention, kitty-litter cleanings, constant affirmations: "who's the most beoooootifooooo kitty in the world? Yes! Who! You! Yes!" -til all vestiges of human dignity have flown out the window (it's how they break us, man!), put paws on the keyboard, and any number of other evil things I can't write of now because my cat's on my lap and he's reading this....
 
The upcoming prequel to GEoD titled The Kitteh Behind the Throne is due next year. Of course it's written by two complete hacks, so the kitten is really a cross dressing, man hating robot.
 
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