be strong, Eggs!
That kitty would only jump on you at the most inconvenient time, demand food, attention, kitty-litter cleanings, constant affirmations: "who's the most beoooootifooooo kitty in the world? Yes! Who! You! Yes!" -til all vestiges of human dignity have flown out the window (it's how they break us, man!), put paws on the keyboard, and any number of other evil things I can't write of now because my cat's on my lap and he's reading this....