Is everyone dead except me?

[CaptainWacky]

Or am I the one who's dead? No, it's probably the first one, KNOWING MY LUCK.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'm playing the Starcrafts.

 

[Riotgear]

I'm re-animated so techiniquely dead, but I can still tell semi-clever stories at parties.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'm dead.

Sorry.

 

[Dual]

I am undead.

 

[Cassie]

I AIN'T DEAD YET.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i've been getting into linux.

sudo apt-get install ishcabittle | grep penid >> list_of_cassies_penises.txt

 

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't understand that.

 

[FBI parte due]

E: couldn't find package.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good, Anakin, good! Kill him. Kill him now.

 

[Loktar]

I was making dinner for my Mom on Mother's Day.

 

[Donovan]

I was working extra hours. OT rules baybee.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i'm also watching a lot of battlestar galactica.

 

[Yub]

I am ANTI-LIFE.

 

[Dr Dave]

My head hurts

also not dead.

went to a baseball game today.

 

[FBI parte due]

I'm mostly studying for finals.

PLUS: death, death is all around me i can't let them find me

sent from my IPOD TOUCH!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I pretended to be mostly dead this weekend. At least I think I was pretending.

 

[headvoid]

I play dead often

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you play with the dead?

 

[Dr Dave]

KInda creepy if you do.