In this thread, we will all talk about Dr Dave behind his back!

[Gagh]

I hear Dr Dave tries to hatch ordinary Hen's eggs by keeing one under each armpit every day!


Go on, he'll never catch on!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I hear he isn't a real Doctor.



He's a Surgeon.

Or a Sturgeon.

 

[Dr Dave]

Gagh you son of a bitch!!!!!!!!

 

[The Tomtrek]

OH FUCK

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard Doctor Dave is so short that midgets say "LOL SHORTIE YOU SHORT FUCKER" to him all the time.

 

[Cassie]

Dr Dave just fakes being a bad speller.

 

[headvoid]

Dr Dave will add the Bucket of style to his friends on myspace - but secretly hate him!

 

[Ishcabittle]

is that a part of his bucket list?

dr. dave has got a least three dead people in his basement, and he keeps shoving communion wafers in their faces, even though they WILL NEVER CHEW AGAIN.

 

[Yub]

DR DAVE SOILED MY RUG WITH HIS WILD ANTICS

This is the last time, you fiend!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Doctor Dave cut out his own eye to look more like Colonel Tigh.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Dr Dave is not half the gynecologist he claims to be! That was NOT my vagina, nor a gloved finger!

 

[Tisiphone]

Dr. Dave gave me pills that were meant to be ingested vaginally, and told me he had to put them there.

I found out they were Barney Rubble chewable vitamins!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Flintstones Chewable Morphine?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Rumor of the week: Miss Manners put the mm back in morphine!

 

[Yub]

I think Tisi got off easy, he squirted wasabi up my bunghole!

 

[Dershocka]

Dr. Dave poops in birdbaths.

 

[Dr Dave]

DR DAVE SOILED MY RUG WITH HIS WILD ANTICS

This is the last time, you fiend!

Yean I pwnd you good.

Dr. Dave gave me pills that were meant to be ingested vaginally, and told me he had to put them there.

I found out they were Barney Rubble chewable vitamins!!!

Never said what they were!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Doctor Dave was just dumped by actress Sarah Marshall.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Dr. Dave: actually a shitty road called "Dale DRIVE!"

 

[Dr Dave]

PFFT!!