In this thread we shall discuss Harkley's love of toast

[CaptainWacky]

HE TAKES TWO SLICES, BUTTERS THEM UP, THEN SLIDES HIS COCK BETWEEN THEM.

 

[Ishcabittle]

THAT'S OLD FASIONED TOAST LOVE, BABY ROTMAWDTLT!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SOMETIMES HE JUST PUTS A LOT OF TOAST DOWN HIS PANTS, GOES TO THE DISCO AND SAYS "HEY LADIES, WANT SOME TOAST?"

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'VE SEEN HIM MAKE A TOAST SAMMITCH WITH LIKE, THIRTY SEVEN SLICES OF TOAST AND THEN HE TRIES TO BUTTER THEM BUT THEY FALL OVER AND HE WAS SAD AWWWWW!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE MADE A TOAST HOUSE FOR HIS LItTLE TOAST FRIENDS BUT THE TOASTER CAME TO LIFE AND BIT HIS TOES.

 

[Ishcabittle]

DON'T STICK A KNIFE IN THE TOASTER IS WHAT MY GRANDMA ALWAYS USED TO SAY UNTIL I KILLED HER WITH THE TOASTER BY BASHING HER IN THE HEAD WITH A TOASTER.

 

[Harkley]

TOASRTOTOASTTOA TOAS TTOOASTOTOADTOASTOASTOTOTAOSOTOTO !

 

[CaptainWacky]

^SEE THAT PROVES IT.

 

[Harkley]

TOTO! DONT EAT MY TOAST!

FUCKING WIZARD OF OZ!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Tell you what, I'll just ask him straight up.

HARKLEY, DO LOVE TEH LOVE TOSAT?

 

[Harkley]

TOSTEYETOASTTOASTTOASTOAOTOAOTOAOTO

ITOAST IS GOOD

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm beginning to doubt the courage of his convictions.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Wacky was right. WACKY WAS RIGHT!!! HE DOES INDEED LOVE TOAST OMG HOW DID HE KNOW ROTMAWDTLT!!!

 

[Harkley]

WHEN IS WAKEY RONG!?!!

TOAST WITH JAM AND MARMALADE WEED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Have you ever tried planting a toast tree?

 

[Harkley]

NO, BUT I TRIED A FREE RANGE TOAST ONCE. IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE BATTERY FARMED TOASTY BANANAS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Toast!

 

[Harkley]

OMG I BOUGHT A TOASTY MAKER!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ROCK ON BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER YOU CUNT LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE TRIED TO STUFF A WHOLE LOAF IN HIS TOASTER BUT IT GOT STUCK AND HIS ROOM-MATE TRIED TO GET IT OUT AND WAS ELECTROCUTED AND WHEN THE DOCTORS ASKED WHAT HAPPENED HARKLEY SAID "ELVES DID IT, SIR!"