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I'm taking a shower

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
It might be a long one since I'm so bored...

Arena: Classic huge clawfoot tub with wraparound curtains

Water temp: Brutally hot

Soap: Lever 2000

Shampoo/Conditioner: John Frieda, Chestnut/Espresso shade

Other implements: None o'yer damn beeswax
 
I just woke up, I didn't get to sleep until 9 this morning.

I may have another shower, but I may wait till tomorrow morning.
 
I just finished renovating the bathroom this past week. It's so cool, one of those brass blast nozzle snake heads for a shower, tub spa with whirlpool and jacuzzi jets (it's just a regular small tub, but it clips right on there. There's some company that makes all this nice brass shit to stick on your enamel with silicone that has dispensers for the shampoo and soap and all.

It's awesome. Remember that Seinfeld where Kramer decided he was going to live in the shower?
 
EXACTLY!!

Incidentally, why do we say, "Taking a shower" or "Taking a shit"? We're not actually taking the shower anywhere, nor are we carrying the shit around. At the very least we should all start saying, "I'm going to leave a shit".
 
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