I'm still not sober

[Tisiphone]

Bizarro.

I get to go home in about an hour. Should I just continue to drink when I get there and go on a bender?

 

[Ishcabittle]

YES.

 

[Tisiphone]

My man likes me lit anyways, so there ya go!

 

[Seph]

EVERY1S HAPPY :BIGASS:

 

[Dr Dave]

Just remember to find a good seat to do your drinking on.

 

[Ishcabittle]

now you should ask yourself why your man likes you lit - is that because he wants to control you and it is easier when you are lit? or is it rather because he presumes to have a better chance at the sexing when you are lit? are you truly being lit for yourself, or for him?

HUGE QUESTIONS THAT MAY NOT HAVE ANSWERS - NEXT, RIGHT HERE ON THE MINE FIELD.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hah. My man likes me lit just cuz I'm funny as shit when I'm drunk. But I'm funny anyways. And no, I don't have to be drunk to get the sex on with him.

SERIOUS QUESTIONS GIVEN SERIOUS ANSWERS RIGHT HERE IN THE MINE FIELD

 

[curiousa2z]

^OMG

SERIOUS MF STUFFS before I've even had my second coffee, even!!! :shock:

 

[Dr Dave]

Where do you stand on cream cheese?

 

[bad dog]

Last time I was sober was ............... 1992

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Where do you stand on cream cheese?

Standing on cream cheese is against the MF's health and safety policy, as it could present a risk of death.

Do not attempt to stand on cream cheese unless you are a trained professional, or have been instructed to do so by one.

Thankyou.

 

[Tisiphone]

The MF has a health and safety policy?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yup. Well, sort of. It only has two rules. Don't stand on cream cheese and don't move Cassie's BB threads.

 

[Cassie]

I guess I should put these cream cheese shoes away..

 

[Dr Dave]

As a doctor I agree with Fuddle on this cream cheese busniess.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Thankyou, Dr Dave. Perhaps together we can bring an end to the tragic number of cheese deaths that blight the world ever day.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"GET THIS CREAM CHEESE TO SICKBAY!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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[Dr Dave]

Thankyou, Dr Dave. Perhaps together we can bring an end to the tragic number of cheese deaths that blight the world ever day.

We must do our part.

 

[Seph]

cream cheese is gross. makes me wanna die inside