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I'M SO STIFF AND SORE

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Visited the family this weekend, had the annual picnic to catch up with relatives we don't see often. Played with all the kids, came in second place in the egg toss, rolled a few games of bocce, stood and walked everywhere...OH MY GOD I'M SO OUT OF SHAPE I WANNA DIE. Home again now. My legs are killing me. I do the old man grunt" whenever I get out of a chair. Ugh.

But of course, I'm still going out tonight for cocktails and group showtune singalongs. All you young whippersnapper muthafukkas, put down the karaoke mic and get your asses into a piano bar with a human being behind the keyboard. DON'T JUST APE THE WORDS, INTERPRET THE SONG, YOU DRUNK NELLY ROBOBITCHEZ! DANCE FER GRANDMA! NOW! sdfghkjf
 
And here I thought this thread was gonna be about VIAGRA!

GOING OVER VIAGARA FALLS IN A BARREL OF MONKEY BUSINESS!
 
I won't tell you what I thought.
 
I pwned fagz who were way better looking than me tonight, all thru the power of my voice. I'm just sayin'.
 
Sounds like you kickethed their asseth.
 
I was in t'other room eating macaroni salad and throwing chairs at the employees.
 
I quasi fell in love with a guy this summer because of his fabulous deep singing voice. But I got enough man foolishness on my plate. 'Sides, he's American, and cannot pronounce Gananoque.


but i will admit a prurient interest in the title "so stiff and sore" drew me to the thread....
 
The Mine Field is all about prurient interest.
 
Shit, now I have to go and look up 'prurient'
 
Oh. OH!!
 
Ca2z was thinking about boners, Ily.
 
@FBI: Oh dear, if it weren't for you, I swear I would have never gotten the underlying meanings in all those seemingly harmless posts! To think that all this time, I thought we were talking about Science Fiction!!

@the MF: PERVERTS!:rwmad:
 
*waves his erection around like a sword*
 
Cock of the Walk.
 
heh heh. now you know, Ily! ;)
 
EGGS HOW COME MICKEY MOUSE WEARS GLOVES?
 
Because Walt made the rules very clear: CARTOONS CAN'T TOUCH THEIR HIDDEN GENITALIA WITH THEIR BARE HANDS/PAWS. He was ruthless. Not a Ruth to be found for miles.

NOW I'M FEELING CRAPPY BECAUSE I DRANK WAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH MONDAY NIGHT AND I'M STILL RECUPERATING. LOL I'M OLD AND WILL DIE SOMEDAY LOL
 
Did someone mention a stiff penis?
 
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