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I'M SHY.

Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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That's right! Shy is my dual, I just happened to find some random pics on the web and said it was me!!! One of those random pics happened to be some random girl holding up a postcard saying SaintLucifer gargles donkey cum, so I used it!

Wow, lucy's reputation spreads far and wide, eh?
 
No, not really.
 
I am uncomfortable in front of new people, though.
 
Unless I'm naked LOLSY.
 
Something about swinging your balls in a counterclockwise motion (never clockwise, never clockwise) just relaxes me enough to drum up the courage to talk to people.
 
That and the coke. I can always talk on coke.
 
WTF is Coke-a-Cola supposed to taste like?
 
Caramel?
 
Some sort of ancient, forgotten fruit?
 
"They make it from monkey cum, you know..."

Thanks, driver. That'll be enough.
 
How about you just drive me over to that convenience store and I'll buy you some breath mints, k?
 
No, I'm not implying or suggesting anything. I just thought it would be a nice gesture.
 
No mints, huh? How about a Snickers?
 
(Snickers paid me hansomely for that endorsement).
 
It's going to be a beautiful day.
 
The sun's out, birds are chirpin' and shit.
 
My cats are piled up in a huddle on the couch, cute ass mother fuckers.
 
Hmm... nothin's on the tube, I'm talking to myself on the infraweb, I've had my coffee and smoke, life is good.
 
Maybe I should study my lessons.
 
Either that or download some porn.
 
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