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I'm having impure thoughts about Celebrity Women

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
It never used to be like this.

I used to lust after the usual women close by, people perhaps I shouldn't be having any ahem thoughts about.

But recently this has changed

Kate Winslet and Kate Beckinsale seem to be pushing out others that previously had been my objects of desire.

I even consider which one I prefer on a week by week basis.

I considered adding Julianne Moore to the list recently. But where does she appear? Number 3?

Why am I suddenly thinking this way? Is it some outside influence?

Should I worry?
 
Well he might have been at work and thought it was just some nice pictures of them eating ice cream or something.
 
Perhaps denial of access to the common woman has launched your thoughts on a path to the unachievable, namely women who are of perceived higher value but greater difficulty to access?

Or maybe you're just horny?
 
Why am I suddenly thinking this way? Is it some outside influence?

Should I worry?

No worries, it's just that we accidentally used a sequence of CaptainWacky's genetic code instead of yours when we experimented with letting you grow another head. We really shouldn't let Tisi operate the slicing machine after she had a night out.
 
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