I'm getting married

[Conchaga]

Someday....

 

[Loktar]

Congrats! I'm getting married someday too....ten minutes later the world will end...oh well....time enough for a quickie.

 

[Toxicdistortion]

i'm sorry.

 

[The Question]

I'm never getting married.

 

[Dark Jedi]

I'm never getting married.

Why's that? Because gay marriage is illegal in your state?

Just kidding dude!

 

[The Question]

Why's that? Because gay marriage is illegal in your state?

Just kidding dude!

Ho ho. No, I'm never getting married because I've lived with women in the past and know better than to enter into a legal agreement stipulating that I have to put up with one or lose half my earthly posessions.

 

[Dark Jedi]

Ho ho. No, I'm never getting married because I've lived with women in the past and know better than to enter into a legal agreement stipulating that I have to put up with one or lose half my earthly posessions.

I see, so you're not big on them prenuptial agreements then?

 

[The Question]

I'm not big on creating safety nets to fall on, no, and I'm not big on doing things that require safety nets in the first place, either.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Sometimes you stumble on the right one.

"Stumble" is about the best way to put it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I doubt I'll get married.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

I think she got the hint when I started introducing her as "my first wife". Never again shall I exchange freedom for hell.

 

[The Harlot]

I doubt I'll get married.

Why not?

 

[The Question]

'Cause homosexuality is only illegal in some places, but bestiality is still illegal pretty much everywhere!

 

[Ishcabittle]

^ Texas. Go for the big german shepard, he wants it.

Sometimes you stumble on the right one.

"Stumble" is about the best way to put it.

That's how my wife and I met. I stumbled on a crack in the pavement and tripped and fell into her vagina.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just doubt it.

 

[Grammour Boy]

^ Texas. Go for the big german shepard, he wants it.



That's how my wife and I met. I stumbled on a crack in the pavement and tripped and fell into her vagina.

Hole in one!

 

[Mentalist]

I got married this evening at the church up the road. It's pretty impulsive since we only met just over a month ago but I feel like this is "right" and she is the one for me.


I am so fucking happy right now!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHOAH, congrats brother!

 

[FBI parte due]

Naked pix PLZ

 

[Mentalist]

Thanks man. I played your recorded message at the reception. People were a little freaked out to see that the best man was a tape deck but they did enjoy your comedy hum-along of Carmen and calling my mother in law a whore was the laugh of the evening (for me!)