I'm fuckin' drunk, byorchez.

[The Question]

And you best not fuckin' forget it, neither. issed:

 

[jack]

It's my friday work afternoon. Soon, I'll be drunk.

 

[Cassie]

I am hungover, and hurt in various places. Especially my little finger for some fucking reason that I can't remember.

 

[Tisiphone]

Masturbater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cassie]

LOL!

 

[Tisiphone]

You know what happens everytime you masturbate?

YOU CUM AND YOU CUM AND YOU CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Uh oh!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I thought God kills a kitten when you masturbate?

 

[curiousa2z]

THIS IS VERY MYSTERIOUS:
Maybe she hurt it giving her amorous cousin the ol' proverbial finger?
Maybe he tried to jump her finger?
HOW CAN WE EVER KNOW THE REAL TRUTH OF THE MATTER? omgklolz!

 

[Cassie]

Well whatever happened to my finger was kinda violent since the fingernail is ripped away from the skin. It really fucking hurts to type the letter a but I'll be ok, OK? I think I'll survive.

 

[The Question]

I got drunk and passed out and when I woke up there was a cute little kitten asleep on my chest and it farted and I yelled and then I farted and the kitten LOL'd.

kthxbye

 

[Cassie]

lol, I want some of what you're dinking.. well unless it's someones bodily fluids.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I got drunk between 10 and 11pm, sick at 12:30am, high between 1 and 2, and woke up fine this morning.

Except my contacts have been in too long, it's gonna be fun peeling them off.

 

[Cassie]

I just cracked open a miniature bottle of caramel Baileys, if I had about 40 of those I'd be all set for the night.

 

[Tisiphone]

I just cracked open somebody's head.

 

[The Question]

^^Did the insides taste as good as caramel Bailey's?

 

[Tyrant]

ROFL!!!

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I could go for some icecream.

 

[Cassie]

ice scream you scream, we all die

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I didn't drink at all on New Year's Eve.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GOOD